my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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