i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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