brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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