): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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