Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
