If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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