operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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