Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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