Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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