she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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