Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I will be naked everywhere
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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