True but thats because hes a fetus.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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