Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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