Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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