Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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