I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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