Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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