Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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