I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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