i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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