What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Randomize
