I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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