i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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