That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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