Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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