Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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