My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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