i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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