HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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