Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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