I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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