S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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