i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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