Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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