Need sex. Gaining weight.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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