It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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