you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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