I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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