their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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