I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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