margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
i think my cat just said my name.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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