last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
