Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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