thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
