i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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