let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My bed smells like the plague
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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