If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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