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you win
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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