Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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