I am in a vortex of obligation.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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