he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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