The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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