Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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