Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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